Twoson

Twoson is the third song from the Earthbound E.P by Go:Eskimo.

Background
Twoson is the second town to appear Earthbound.

Ness is allowed here after he has defeated Captain Strong.

When he discovers that Paula has been kidnapped, he defeats Everdred in order to find her.

When Everdred is defeated, he tells Ness that she is being held at Happy Happy Village.

Character Voices

 * Towns Folk
 * Mr.T Guy
 * Bike Store Guy
 * Ness
 * Paulas Dad
 * Mach Pizza Lady
 * Ghosts
 * Everdred

Lyrics


Towns Folk:

Welcome to two town

Won't you stick around?



Bike Store Guy:

Take a free bike kid'!



Ness:

Woah thanks!



Bike Store Guy:

Just dont, ya lose it!



Towns Folk:

Welcome to two town

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Won't you stick around?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Mr.T Guy:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">I look a like Mr.T 

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Just don't tell anybody

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Or They'll sue…

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;min-height:14px;text-align:center;">Paula's Dad:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">To see or not to see?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Paula won't see just anybody

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">''So are you from the TV? No?''

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Oh, you must be Ness

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Wait there…

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">…

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">…

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Paulas not here, come back later?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Ness:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;min-height:14px;text-align:center;">I'll meet...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Poor investments; fruit inventors

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Cranky Lady, Party Man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Retro hippie; I disagree

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Unassuming local guy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Anyone would think I was the public enemy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">They don't see that I always come peacefully

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Mach Pizza Lady:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Welcome to Mach Pizza why don't you give us a call?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Ness:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Can't I just order in here?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Mach Pizza Lady:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Only delivery fool!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Ness:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Alright, I'll go through the tunnel

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">''Shit there's ghosts in here! ''

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Ghosts: 

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">WOO!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Ness: 

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">I can't get out this way; so onto the park for some...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;min-height:14px;text-align:center;">Everdred:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">HEY!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">What are you doing he-he-here?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Ho-ho-hoe?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">We'll catch up later now let's time lock horns

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Ness: 

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">You're a grown-ass man, I'm thirteen years old...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Everdred:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">''Who cares about age? Or Numbers? Or Sequencey?''

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">'Ness: '

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Shut the fuck up, get the fuck off my frequency 

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Everdred: 

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">what a big mouth, for such a small kid

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Ness: 

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">My baseball bat your face, my indignation your lip

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Everdred:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">I'll teach you a lesson you won't soon forget

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Ness:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">This battle is over, never posed a threat to me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Everdred:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Yes, I'm Everdred, boss of burgling park

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">And when I jumped off the roof I broke my ankle, It wasn't so smart

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">I guess I lost and nothing gonna change that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">I hear you're looking for Paula; I know where she went

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">A chubby boy and a man in blue took paula away

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">They headed for a town not far from peaceful rest valley

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">See you around kid and good luck on your quest

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">''Be sure to come back now! DON'T you forget!''

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Ness: 

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">I'll make DAMN sure!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">That EVERYTHING is alright..

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">No need to lose any sleep tonight

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Towns Folk:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Goodbye!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Not yet!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Sorry!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Fuck...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">My bad..

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">Goodbye!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;">To two town!